Excel Spreadsheets
I don’t know how the part of life works when friends are no longer in our presence and we can’t text them or have cell phone access to harass them on FaceTime or send them work inappropriate Instagram reels of Lilli Hayes, but I do have a strong feeling that somehow my friend Anne has figured out a way to beat the Microsoft 365 terms and retain access to Excel Spreadsheets. I also know somewhere she would be giving me shit about run-on sentences and Oxford commas. I guess that’s why I’m writing. I miss writing to my friend Anne knowing that she would always have something hilarious to say in response. That’s why she followed this antiquated Blogger link. She liked giving me shit. She wanted immediate access to poke fun at whatever jackassery de’jour I was into. But I always took a lot of pride in that, because it’s how I knew Anne took me seriously and considered me a good friend. She was intentional with her time. If she was dunking on me in the comments section, it meant t...